Had to be Men..

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

What we really want to do

Some people need a hug
around the neck
with a rope





Some people need to be high-fived
in the face
with a shovel

Us.Women

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”

Aristotle Onassis

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.”

 Diana Sturm

“I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.”

 Stanley Baldwin

“To get to a woman’s heart, a man must first use his own.”

Mike Dobbertin

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”

 James Thurber

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

Oscar Wilde

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.’

Albert Einstein 

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” 

Madonna

“If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her then don’t let her go.” 

 Nicholas Sparks